Alright, let's get it started in here, nerd! Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce the newest member of the Chief members of staff, General W.R. But I told you too much already! Let the birth of my new planet called. So then, I was all, 'No way!' And then she was all, 'Yes way!' And then I was all. No child should ever have to endure that! So I went on the road with a giant.And then thereafter was married! Things were going well. Many zentons ago, when I was but a squidling, I found out that my parents were. Confused? After I reveal my tale to you, everything will become crystal clear. Oh, don't be! I'm the one who destroyed it. Look, I'm sorry your planet was destroyed. There were innocent people on my home planet, before it was destroyed! There are innocent people down there who haven't done anything! Or what? If you wanted to stop me, you should have done it when you possessed the quantonium. You keep your slimy tentacles off my planet-! Now I can finally rebuild my civilization on another planet! Any ideas on where I could set up shop? Your planet, perhaps? Good point, Insecto'! Susan, don't shortchange yourself. And the Coast Guard! And also the lifeguard.ДЄmazing! B.O.B.! Who else could fall from unimaginable heights and end up without a single scratch? Cockroach! You can crawl up walls and build a super-computer out of a pizza box, two cans of hairspray, and-!ДЄmazing! And you! You hardly need an introduction you're the Missing Link! You personally carried 250 co-eds off Cocoa Beach and still had the strength to fight off the National Guard! Fighting an alien robot? That was me, not him! And that was amazing! Meeting you guys. Why did I have to get hit by a meteor to see that? I was such an idiot! Why did I think life with Derek would be so great anyway?! I mean, look at all the stuff I've done without him. All that talk about us - 'I'm so proud of us', 'Us just got a job in Fresno' - There was no us, it was just Derek. Her entire body radiates with pure energy, giving her enormous strength and size. The resulting goop gained consciousness, and became an indestructible gelatinous mass. A genetically-altered tomato was combined with a chemically altered ranch-flavored dessert topping at a snack food plant. WILL SOMEONE GET HER OUT OF HERE?! Thank you. He invented a scientific machine that would give humans the cockroach's ability to survive. Cockroach, Ph.D, the most brilliant man in the world. He escaped and went on a rampage at his old watering hole. Here we have the Missing Link.a 20,000 year old frozen fish-man who was thawed out by scientists. Nuclear radiation turned him from a small grub into a 350-foot tall monster that attacked Tokyo. President, say hello to Insectosaurus! Miss Ronson, please.

So secret, that the mere mention of its name is a federal offense! Over the last fifty years, I have captured monsters on the rampage and locked them up in a secret prison facility. In fact, you may actually have grown a couple of feet. Now you're going to feel a slight pinch in the brain. Next stop: Nilwaukee, then New York and then finally someday. Guys, what choice do I have? If he can make me normal, or even 6 foot 8, I can get out of here, go back to the life I'm supposed to have.

I'm not a quack, I'm a mad scientist! There is a difference. You've been letting this quack experiment on you for the last month.

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